Grabe. Nakakahiya talaga. I was in a date last night with Josh when I saw these guys checking out the latest shoes at Nike Park. Once again, grabe talaga the experience. I tried to control myself talaga pero can’t help the shutterbug in me kasi ang pogi talaga nila e.
It’s not as if Josh is not pogi as well no. In fact, he really is. Me pa? I make this blog about uber cutie guys and tapos I’ll make patol less than ordinary creatures diba? That would mean a bad reputation for me having low standards and all.
Anyway, I would have posted Josh’s pic here pero if I did that, then I might as well post my own pic diba? Hello? I am not stupid kaya, so sorry na lang girls pero akin lang muna si Josh ko. Well, at least until magsawa me sa kanya totally, or until one of these boys sa baba asks me out na. But just to give you an idea, Josh would score around 7.5 lang talaga.
Pogi Rating: 8.5/10
I call him Supermodel Cutie because I think he is a pro model or something. Matangkad siya in fairness na slim. I can imagine a swimmer’s bod underneath, but hey, let’s keep it PG-13 muna. Hahaha. Tapos, he has such a pretty face talaga. Too bad nga lang mejo generous masyado ang kanyang chin, but I guess he can’t help it. Tisoy na tisoy siya e. Ang ganda pa ng porma. Turn-on talaga me!
Pogi Rating: 7.5/10
I saw this guy din and I shall name thee Tall Handsome kasi first, tall talaga siya, and second, he is handsome. I also like his skin tone. Morenong moreno talaga siya so he really exudes sexiness na masculine talaga ang dating. Unlike Supermodel Cutie, guy na guy talaga dating. I have nothing against pretty boys naman e. Hello? Me pa! I love all pretty boys. But as you know, there’s some fine line talaga which separates pretty boys from raunchy looking male species. The first one makes you go “ah” while the latter makes you go “umph”. Hahaha.
Pogi Rating: 7/10
He could have scored higher pero blame it on the Gwapo Curve why he got only a 7. Sorry na lang Chinito Guy pero you are not as tall as the previous 2 guys e so I had to deduct some points talaga. Pero promise, gwapo ka pa rin super! And so nice pa ang iyong attire for the night.
As for those who are not familiar with Gwapo Curve, it’s like the Grade Curve lang at school. You tend to base the points attained by other people compared to the one who scored the highest. If marami poging-pogi, an average-looking guy will have lower points. Pero, if wala masyado cuties, an average-looking guy can go way, way up.